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Fifteen minutes later, he emerges with a can of Muscle Milk and a single drop of sweat upon his brow.

The sweat was incurred during a brief scare at the concession stand—he momentarily feared he was short a dime and would have to leave milkless. How tragic that would have been for his health...

Consumer Reports Study Finds Worrisome Levels of Lead, Cadmium, and Other Metals in Muscle Milk™

A word of advice: You must LIFT heavy metals in order to build muscle—ingesting them will not work. I know, shocked me too.